When you let your fangirl slip out in front of non-fandom friends
I want to ride that neck beard off into the sunset right now.
“shiiiiet bih……..its a nigga in oklahoma dat got ran over by a truck………..”
“gotdamn bout 3 kids missin in florida…….my uncle used to stay up there”
“a nigga in chicago got his ass stomped out….nigga had a cream suit on lls”
“Newt ‘n nem still trippin bout the unemployment rate, tombout Obama failing”
“3 climbers found dead at the base of everest. ion kno who da fuck dey thought dey was….”
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next